Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.

36 weeks today.

That's exciting, only 4 more to go. The problem is though that the cot still isn't up, we are still waiting on a bassinet, and the clothes still remain in boxes.
Yeah it's all part of nesting and it should be done before baby is born but that's not the problem here. I know I'll have enough time to get everything done in the holidays, but it's that there is a boy who "can't be bothered" because he wants to play with his nitro car, or watch TV.

This boy needs a wake up call, what if baby comes early? Will we have everything ready? Will we still have empty alcohol bottles laying around? Will the house be clean?
You need to start pulling your weight.

Right now money isn't the problem, it whether or not we'll be ready for baby in 4 weeks time (or less)?

So I'm begging you to realize what you are doing to me and get your ass into gear because I'm so close it's scaring me. All I have in my mind is a big "what if?"